Saturday, 13 July 2013

A Lawyer Joke, If I May

Text: Luke 10:25-37
There's something about the parable of the Good Samaritan that I bet you didn’t know and that’s because I’m making it up. It is actually one of the earliest recorded lawyer jokes in existence, if not the earliest. It’s a lawyer joke and in the Bible. Go figure. Amazing book, the Bible is. There's actually some humour in it. Everybody likes a good lawyer joke and I won’t go into the reasons why because that would entail telling a few and I wouldn’t want to offend (i.e. slander) any lawyers from the pulpit for fear of getting sued for appearing to be guilty enough of being responsible for what my own actions appeared to do though untenable in a criminal court under section so and so of the banality code. Did that make sense? I think I might be moving from the area of law into claims adjusting. But anyway, I think that here in the Parable of the Good Samaritan we’re looking at a lawyer joke. It may not seem funny to us because the sense of humour comes from a culture different from our own and nearly 2,000 years old. Nevertheless, it definitely has a punch line that we should get.
Now this lawyer joke seems to revolve around a trick question that the lawyer asks. He says, “What must I do to inherit eternal life?” Well there you go, this is your typical lawyer up to the typical task of asking a typically tricky question to try to throw us off. Those tricky lawyers. The trick is that there is nothing a person can do to gain an inheritance—nothing. Inheritances are granted and usually along bloodlines. You can’t earn them. Actually, it’s the other way around. There are things you can do to loose your inheritance. You can’t earn it, but you can loose it. Actually, that is the punch line of the little joke about the Priest, the Levite, and the Samaritan that's also in this text.
           Let's have a look at that joke first. The two people who were doing their best to earn their inheritance from God—the Priest and the Levite—are actually the ones who stand to loose their inheritance because of what they neglect to do. They didn't show compassion because they were afraid of breaking the “dead clause” in the Temple Law. The “Dead Clause”was that if you touched a dead person, you could not go into the Temple for several days because it made you impure, unclean, or unholy. One did not bring death before the LORD God. Helping this man would complicate things for the Priest and the Levite because they worked and lived in the Jerusalem Temple. They weren’t willing to risk being put out of their home and work for a few days to save a man’s life. So, here’s the first punch line: Though the inheritance is free, it comes at a cost. Trying to earn your inheritance by being obedient to laws rather than acting merciful, compassionate, and just can actually lead to loosing it. Now this little joke would have made our lawyer friend a little uncomfortable because like most of the things Jesus said it hit too close to home. As an expert on the Law, the lawyer would have been associated with the Priest and the Levite and would have done exactly what they did in walking on by.
           Well, the punch line is going to grow here a bit as the lawyer begins to justify himself. In Jesus day a lawyer or scribe was an expert in both the general themes and the details of the rules of the Temple Law. These folks knew what you could and could not do and they also knew the loopholes. This leads us to another thing we are supposed to find funny in this joke: how Jesus turns the expertise of the lawyer back on the lawyer. As I said a moment ago the lawyer asks Jesus a loaded question of “How can I earn my inheritance?” Well, Jesus being smarter than the lawyer (Ha. Ha. Joke. Get it. Jesus is smarter than a lawyer.) refuses to answer the question and instead makes the expert answer it himself. “What does the law say?” Jesus asks. Well, of course the lawyer has the right answer. Love the Lord your God with all your heart, soul, strength, and mind and your neighbour as yourself. “Right answer,” Jesus says. “Do this and you will live.” Well…our lawyer just has to go and be a lawyer. He has to determine the extent of the Law by asking, “Who is my neighbour?” He’s working with the loophole of “Who deserves compassion and who does not?” If he can qualify a group of people who do not deserve compassion, then he’s off the hook.
Well, Jesus has a field day with that bit of banistering. Jesus turns the question around on the lawyer too. He makes it go from being “Who is my neighbour?” to “What kind of a neighbour are you?” That’s a real knee slapper. I think I might roll around on the floor here and bust a gut. Jesus doesn't stop there he keeps going. He compares the lawyer to a Samaritan—a Samaritan. You know what a Samaritan is? They lived down the hill from Jerusalem. They were mixed along the bloodlines, if you know what I mean. Now, this joke of Jesus' has become an outright insult to our lawyer friend because Jesus is suggesting to the Lawyer that a Samaritan was a better neighbour than a Priest or a Levite and therefore this lawyer.
That’s an insult if I've ever heard one and since it's Jesus “meek and mild” who didn't cry when he was a baby who's doing the insulting we might ask why. Well, Jesus wants to make clear what his kingdom is all about. It is about the inheritance of eternal life. It is a free gift. God the Father grants us this inheritance freely in and through Jesus Christ the Son by means of him becoming human as we are, living and dying as we do on account of sin. “He became what we are by nature to give us what is his by nature” and he had to go through death and out the other side to do it. Thus, God the Father in the power of the Holy Spirit raised him from the dead and in so doing defeated sin and death once and for all. Jesus is now ascensed into heaven where he ever-intercedes for us until his return. And it doesn't stop there. The Father and the Son send us the Holy Spirit to live in us in humanity that we may share in the risen humanity of Jesus the Son as adopted children of God, the living signposts of the new creation coming. As children of God by adoption we freely share in Jesus' relationship with the Father—a life of faithfulness, hope, and compassion rather than a life of uncertainty, anxiety, despair, and self-absorption.
It is impossible to earn what the Trinity has freely done for us. Our only possible response to this grace is to love God the Father back with the love of Jesus Christ the Son that he has also implanted in us by the Holy Spirit coming to live in us. It is Christ Jesus' love in us that makes it possible for us to love the Trinity with all our heart, soul, mind, and strength and our neighbours as ourselves. We can’t do this of our own capacity. Without the power of the Holy Spirit living in us we can’t love God the Father rightly in, through and with God the Son. Instead, we try to manipulate "God" for our purposes. We try to make "God" work for us. “God, I’ll do this for you, if you’ll give me my inheritance.” God the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit is not like that. The Trinity just simply loves us and wants to be a part of us and want us to be a part of Him. And that is the healing to our brokenness that the Trinity freely gives. It’s just there. We need only get on with living in it.
This little thought of God’s healing presence being given to us freely necessitates a question—“If we can’t earn it, then how do we know we got it?” Well, there’s a real and wondrous sense awakened in each one of us that God the Trinity really does love us. The declaration that the Gospel makes is that we of no act or effort of our own have been made God's children by adoption through the faithfulness of Jesus Christ in the power of the Holy Spirit. We need only begin to pray that the Trinity will cause us to know this personally, to know who are in Him. Paul says, “your life is hidden with Christ in God” (Col. 3:3). Just start praying and following and the Trinity will let you know who are are in Him.
The personal knowledge of the Father's love for us gives us a sense of trust, of peace, a calmness that really only comes from beyond us. It also makes it much easier to be kind, patient, and compassionate and to forgive. And, this is where we find the real punch line of the Parable of the Good Samaritan. Showing mercy to others is the only appropriate response to the Trinity's grace. Showing mercy is how we love each other and how we show our love for The Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. If we have this inheritance of eternal life which is Christ living in us, then mercy is the fruit which comes from it which we must nurture and bear forth. When Jesus says, “Go and do likewise” he means for us to discipline our lives to let the Trinity's grace and mercy shine through us, to let his Spirit destroy all hate and heal all hurt that is in us. Showing mercy is not how we earn our inheritance. Rather it is how we keep it. Go and do likewise. Amen.